my MIL is (among other things) a sun-worshipping freak. she and husband 2 can go where they want when they want, so we assume care of their aging dog. (this winter for almost 2 complete months ...) brigitte the shih tzu arrived on tuesday. she and louie the wonder dog (now) get along well, so she's into the routine without hassles ... enter the romaniac, who has NOT mastered the art of closing what he opens, picking up what he drops, etc. the dogs and i picked him up from school. he brought them into our house and left for other grandma's, leaving not one but two doors open behind him.
i returned from 20 minutes of errands to see not one but two doors doors blowing in the wind. louie was barking in a very excited i've-got-something-to-tell-you voice and a quick scan of the house proved that brigitte was absolutely nowhere to be found. i took a deep breath but felt my blood pressure spike anyway as i called other grandma's and sent the romaniac out to look on his bike. i called the dad and tried mightily (but failed) to keep from screaming insensibly "WTF are we supposed to do?!" shih tzus are kind of the "blonds" of the canine kingdom, this was an unfamiliar neighborhood, and it was rapidly getting darker and colder as i rolled along, my eyes bulging out of my head.
the steering wheel was showing grooves from where i was squeezing it. there was a massive knot in my neck where i was trying to keep the cell phone next to my ear. (after 3! tries, i finally got through to animal control.) i won't even try to explain how much every patch of melting snow in the world starts to look like a small black & white dog! my titanium knees were zinging with cold and my right calf was locked in a position to keep the van at 10 miles an hour. our favorite neighbors helped scour the streets, five dog-walking owners were accosted along the way, two paperboys were filled in on the goings-on, and quick calls went out to the nosiest of neighbors.
the dad had come home to help search and when he called, i could tell from the tone of his voice that things were better. he had driven over to his mother's house, checked their messages, and found a call that had come in from the redhead's high school, saying that a dog had been found!
we still haven't pieced the entire story together, but it seems that brigitte hauled doggy ass across an incredibly busy 4 lane road without making herself roadkill. some girls at school picked her up, asked around to see if anyone recognized her, and eventually handed her off to the janitor's son. (this was at 5, i was there to pick up the redhead at 5:05.) son finally read the tags, and put it together, guessing that it was the redhead's grandma's dog. good job!
the dogs and i spent the next hour comatose on the bed, (sort of) watching in her shoes and regrouping our mental and physical resources. i'm guessing we'll all sleep well tonight.